On April 1, City of San Antonio officials confirmed to Dimmick Diaries that the “international liberal agenda” is moving into the basement of the Alamo.
The Darmstadt sister city delegation visiting San Antonio had been secretly driving up I-35 to hang out in Austin, sources tell the Dimmick Diaries.
The San Antonio firefighters union debuts its 2019-20 calendar featuring nothing but photos of Councilman Greg Brockhouse (D6) on April 1.
Plans for the puddle, which played a key role in San Antonio’s founding, include lining its bottom with 24-karat gold leaf to prevent water infiltration.
The unnamed Dimmick Diaries author writes, “I feel lucky to have this place, because not that many homes in San Antonio even have basements.”
A secret “equity lens” water plan calls for affluent San Antonians to use water from a sewage treatment facility while poorer residents get aquifer water.
Aides tell the Dimmick Diaries that San Antonio Mayor Ron Nirenberg has given up his exercise and diet regimen to binge-watch TV shows and eat junk food.
The Dimmick Diaries has learned that financial services behemoth USAA aims to purchase a building it previously owned, over the wishes of a group of nuns.
After months of terrorizing San Antonio pedestrians, e-scooters have been barred from the streets and replaced with a new tot-sized option: trikeshare.
With all the fake news swirling about, it’s understandable if thinking people want to dive under the covers and demand that every statement — even those made by their own small children — be vetted, sourced, and cited.